Fix My Digital Marketing

The no-BS local small business service you’ve been waiting for!

For the majority of local independent business owners, digital marketing turns out to be a shocking waste of time and money. Posting new content, running ads, making payments—for what? Weeks and months go by, and you aren’t adding new customers or stacking up sales. Still, you go on, because what if you stop too soon? It’s like being caught in a diabolical series of traps, and you want to escape.

The Consultant Trap: You hire an agency or a freelancer to do your digital marketing for you or to give you a plan. You’re all in at first, with high hopes. Then weeks and months go by, your monthly fees add up, and you still aren’t seeing a steady increase in business or any other clear results. You’re told, “It takes time.”

The DIY Trap: You try to take control and save cash by learning the ropes in-house. You watch how-tos, maybe take a course, then hop on the content creation hamster wheel. You were told that discipline and putting in the hours was the way to a payday. Weeks and months go by and you don’t see a sustained sales bump, while you’re burning through a mountain of time.

The Jargon Trap: You get buried in technical terms: PPC, CTA, ROAS, GA4, MER, organic traffic, conversion rate. They sound simple enough when explained one by one—yet together they turn into a baffling fog that completely obscures what is actually going on with your cash. And sales aren’t rising.

The Subscription Trap: Digital marketing is packed with recurring payments. Pay, pay, pay. You lose track of automated renewals for website plugins, email newsletter platforms, image and video tools, and always present but not really used AI marketing wizards. Free tiers lock the one useful feature or quota—either do an annoying workaround or pay the premium fee. Every regular payment quietly leaks cash.

The Algorithm Trap: Social platforms like Facebook and Instagram steer attention by showing and hiding content depending on the user, limiting where posts appear, and burying non-paid promo attempts. And the rules are constantly changing. These days, posting regularly to reach new customers is pretty much dead. Yet you continue to chase likes and comments because it feels like marketing.

The FOMO Trap: When you see “everyone else” doing something that you’re not doing, or hear about a fantastic success story, fear of missing out can be a strong motivation. Everyone can’t be wrong. There are always winners. And of course, being present online is a business basic. So you head straight into all of the other traps.

What these traps have in common is the sheer amount of choice and conflicting opinions they throw at you. Even the number of traps seems neverending—like the Brand-Building Trap, where short-term sales results don’t matter, you’re using beautiful photos to build an image for the future that will activate at some point and cause new customers to walk in months later. Hm.

On top of that, AI-in-everything has created a carpet of bland sameness, in marketing advice and in content that people don’t trust. Which products and services to use, which features you really need, which advice to take, how to not become AI slop—it’s like trying to defend yourself from a cloud of hungry mosquitoes.

When you have no idea of what actually works and what to avoid, digital marketing ends up being a dense, headache-inducing puzzle that you really don’t want to have to figure out.

There is a simple solution

Faced with this wall of information, the temptation is to throw your hands up, ignore the digital world entirely, and just focus on the day-to-day of normal business. That can easily feel like the right move.

But completely opting out usually leaves hard cash on the table. What if you’re in ice cream parlor missing out on 500 summer customers every year who’d walk right in if you had properly set up your Google map profile? That isn’t a fair price for avoiding the hassle. If a few quick changes can make a real difference, the problem becomes how to get to just those exact things.

The simplest solution is to go back to the very beginning to see where the tangle began. Things start to get out of hand when you let your business be lumped into a one-size-fits-all “local business” category. Everything that works for a bakery won’t work for a plumber. You don’t need the right TikTok strategy. You need to know whether steadily posting to TikTok is most likely a complete waste of your time (in most cases, without a clear reason, it is).

Mistaking “local business” for YOUR local business is where confusing choices multiply, and soon it’s nearly impossible to figure out what to do on your own.

It’s made to look complicated, when it’s actually not

Literally millions of small business owners get herded into the same “digital marketing for local business” arena because at first it can seem hard to pin down how your business fits differently from others. A lawyer, a landscaper, a baker, a clothing boutique—isn’t that just different labels on the same basic ad and customers will naturally sort it out?

Nope. Online, it’s a brutal fight to even get noticed. There’s no neat Craigslist to organize it all, with coffee shops over here, and car dealerships over there. People find a million different places to hang out online. Huge corporations and their agencies go to insane extremes to hunt them down and get their attention. Social platforms steer users to look at whatever is most likely to catch their eye for a moment, so they can sell those few seconds of focus to the highest bidder. It’s a digital world built on the physics of herding cats.

That chaotic, multi-billion dollar corporate marketing machine has to be everywhere at once, barreling through all channels—fast-food delivery fighting personal AI assistants to be seen. But when you look through your windshield or from your shop’s front door, that problem disappears. Your real live customers aren’t an invisible digital crowd to be hunted by an algorithm. They are right out there all around you—you can literally reach out and touch them. Big-brand math is huge overkill at a local scale because you aren’t trying to take on the world. You can pick and choose exactly the few practical tools you need, working off direct feedback from the actual customers where you live.

Take a plumbing company with a 24/7 emergency service. An ongoing series of funny TikTok plumbing skits may get a lot of followers and likes, but are really unlikely to help promote the service. Maybe one in a hundred thousand remembers the plumber from TikTok when their basement is flooding; they go straight to Google, and check the profiles and maps for a nearby number to call.

On the flip side, an up-to-date Google profile and maps listing won’t do much for a customer looking to invest thousands of dollars in a major overhaul of their home plumbing. They need clear answers, technical details, a portfolio, testimonials—what you’d find on a clean, fast website that’s easy to navigate.

The exact same plumbing company, handling two completely different customer situations. The midnight emergency call requires quick search visibility, not a multi-page website or a social media presence. Meanwhile, the big-ticket overhaul needs solid information. Neither situation calls for a TikTok strategy, Instagram Stories, or a monthly email newsletter.

Where you fit

The trick to finding where your business fits is to see it through the customer’s eyes. Think about what goes through your mind when you want different types of things, whether it’s a luxury or a necessity, an emergency or purely for enjoyment, a major item or an everyday staple.

Looking at it from that angle, just about all buying situations come down to just four different approaches—what the customer is thinking when they start to look for something in particular. And the same business can easily fit into one, two, three, or all four approaches depending on what’s being bought.

Emergency Rescue: The thinking here is, get this fixed right now! Speed, reliability, and competence are top of mind. Think of a 24/7 locksmith, roadside towing, or a mobile diesel mechanic. But also, where can I find a last-minute replacement for a damaged wedding cake, or top up the beer during an all-night party? Urgency is the operative word.

Local Lifestyle: This applies wherever people express their taste and trust. It’s the home-team satisfaction of the customer feeling grounded where they live. A restaurant, craft brewery, bookkeeper, hair stylist, or a lumber yard specializing in exotic hardwoods—anywhere the customer gets a solid jolt of feeling really good about what they bought and where.

Big-Ticket Purchase: Spending large amounts of money almost always involves careful consideration. A new appliance, a new car, kitchen remodeling, a special-occasion restaurant dinner for eight—big ticket is relative to the buyer. Whenever it feels expensive, we do some research to make sure we’re getting the best quality and value for the dollars.

Strictly Convenience: This is where the path of least resistance rules. When a purchase is about routine necessities, location, availability (store hours!), and in-and-out service are top of mind. Whether it’s a dry cleaner, a car wash, a feed depot, a corner store, an oil change—the least thought and hassle wins.

You can test these out in your own mind. Each of these four broad categories needs a different approach. Foodie photos posted to social may boost a lifestyle business like an authentic Thai restaurant, but social won’t help in an emergency or if convenience is the attraction (unless the Thai resto also offers last-minute catering or a 15-minute takeout menu).

Here too, it’s not one size fits all. Something that works great for a particular owner and business can fail for most others. Funny ads from a not-so-funny person aren’t equal. A supercharged monthly newsletter will score big with an email list filled with people who are interested, and tank without one.

When you want to get creative and experiment in your own style, starting from a common sense baseline—knowing how customers and your business fit together—will keep you from spiraling.

A missing piece

There’s one more piece that really makes sense of the local difference and is usually totally missing: how you want potential customers to see your particular business. It’s pretty basic. Think of it as an unpolished, straight-up one-sentence business description—real word-of-mouth, what a satisfied customer might say to a friend. In a local market, it’s what distinguishes you from any competition down the road and makes people feel they’re going to the right place.

A person may want an emergency dentist now, but they also want a competent, reliable one, not an alcoholic in the middle of the night. Letting people know who you are determines how you’re remembered.

  • Are you “that bakery on Orchard St, I think her kid’s in soccer” or a “cheerful, love-to-bake-since-a-child, seasoned food industry veteran operating a labor-of-love, fresh daily, top quality ingredients indie bakery, with all the traditional staples and exciting new treats”?
  • Are you “that plumbing van with the big yellow logo” or a “residential & commercial, smart, efficient remodeling & repairs, emergency 24/7, fully licensed, bonded and insured, fast quotes, fair rates, pride in reputation, reliable, on-time, no overcharges (just ask around)” kind of business?

A one-sentence business description isn’t a big-brand fantasy beer commercial script. It’s a tool that forces you to name exactly who you are, set a clear expectation, and back it up everywhere. That becomes your actual local story—whether it’s “fast haircuts,” “fast repairs,” or “fabulous cakes”—echoed in every post, photo, phone call, and customer chat.

National brands spend billions saturating a vast audience with ads, but local marketing is different. Customer-sees-ad-makes-purchase is only one path. At a local scale, messy word-of-mouth that works like a tangled game of Telephone is often the big decider. A nine-year-old out of the blue asks for a strawberry-lemon birthday cake, mom remembers fabulous cake photos her friend keeps sharing and texts her for the bakery name. Bits of your online message blend with local chat between real people, at home, work, school, all around town—“He just started a summer job at the lumber yard. Yeah, his dad owns that cool...” You never know exactly how, but it’s up to you to provide the raw story that gets broken up and shared. Big brand marketing successfully sells predictable sameness, while effective local marketing offers the people-knowing-people excitement of real life.

Once you’ve recognized the traps, seen how your exact business only needs certain types of marketing, and you’re putting your real business signature on everything you do, there’s only one thing left: a ruthless culling of what you don’t need. It’s the only way to set yourself free.

Plot meets budget

Digital marketing may be starting to look pretty uncomplicated, but the choices aren’t over quite yet. Clear and straightforward isn’t the same as easy. It would be great if you had unlimited Facebook advertising for life, and a pro photographer following you around for free. Since you don’t, once you’ve made all the TikTok-or-not decisions, it all comes down to deciding how to spend your time and money.

The most valuable tool you can have is a way to evaluate every single marketing decision to see if it’s likely worth it. FixMy uses three simple questions to see whether everything from multi-page websites to newsletters to social media platforms gets a thumbs up or thumbs down:

  • What exactly are you doing for how long?
  • Is there a clear budget?
  • Can you measure the results?

Having a plan just means asking yourself the right questions and thinking things all the way through:

Are you going to spend 90 minutes max on a weekly newsletter to your 1K customer list, with a photo and a one-paragraph description of a product of the week, plus a “mention this for 10% off” offer (and keep track of the real time spent: was it only an hour last week; did it just spiral to three hours this time)? Are you going to tally the redeemed offers every week by applying a promo code in your POS or tallying in a notebook by the cash, do this for three months, and see whether the response was worth the effort? That sounds like a pretty good plan!

The result doesn’t need a spreadsheet presentation, it can be jotted down on a piece of paper—it’s not the format, it’s clear information that counts: “In 12 weeks, I spent an average of 2 hrs/wk on a newsletter, got X total offers cashed in, with this breakdown by weekly sale product. That’s gross revenue of $Y. Plus, some people asked about the sale products but didn’t buy. Worth it? Well, let’s see…”

Once you get a practical grip on real, practical digital marketing planning—and commit to following through, even when you’d rather give yourself a break—all the rest becomes straightforward. With every thought-out decision you make, things become even clearer. You realize you don’t need more marketing—you just need to know what you want, and what you’re willing to invest. You’re excited to see how it works out, and clear-eyed about the cost. And if you’re not going to fully commit to a particular idea, there is no shame in cleanly deciding not to do it at all. Better that than investing in something half-assed that’s likely going to fail.

Now there’s only one burning question, the big one: where do you start?

Pen, paper, plan

Having a clear picture and putting it to work are different things. Real confusion happens when we treat websites and social platforms like they exist on another planet, instead of treating them as the everyday tools they actually are. We buy groceries with a swipe, assemble snacks and get comfortable to stream movies, text people to get things done—we don’t separate ‘online’ from ‘offline’ in normal life.

Imagine grabbing a pen and some paper (or do it for real). Put 20 minutes on a timer…

Write down: “Website.” Don’t search for ideas and tips for a killer homepage. Think about what you’d want to see if you were actually looking to buy something—right now, after work, next payday. When are they open, where are they located, is what I want in stock? You might settle for navigating menus and clicking through pages to find what you want if you’re just browsing. For an immediate customer, hunting around is just distracting: “where’s the hours… do they have it right now… maybe I should check Amazon or…” So perhaps the plan to start is simply: make sure hours, location, major product availability are right there at the top of the homepage.

Write down: “Search & maps.” Google isn’t the only search-and-map platform, but holding 90% of the market makes it the main one to look at for local. And since their map pin and business profile are created automatically—your permission isn’t requested or required—it’s basically a billboard you inherited that you can’t tear down. Wrong information and negative reviews won’t do you any favors, so you might as well deal with it. Do your address and phone number match your website exactly? Are your hours and website link correct? Square it away, then check it every few weeks. That’s a whole plan.

Write down: “Social media.” Do customers keep asking you the same question—the same baking tip, the same leaky faucet fix? If yes, it’s likely worth a short video shot no-fuss on your phone, explained your way, with your name on it, a link you use everywhere. Uploaded to YouTube or TikTok, it’s not there for likes and sharing, it’s for your customers to access directly and actually use. If no real ideas come to mind, the plan is: no social for now. Doesn’t matter how many other people are posting.

Write down: “Direct messaging.” A list of customers you can email or text directly is great to have, but how to use it? Think of the people you’d invite to a big barbecue, who you aren’t in touch with day to day. Would it be weird and off-putting to start regularly emailing them updates on what you’re up to? But an invite to a get-together is a no-brainer, because it’s something they’d like to receive out the blue. Don’t be a spammer—a truly useful reminder to change or update something, or a one-week advance notice on the arrival of a new shipment, is what works. Come up with three or four of those to space out over a year and that’s a plan.

Write down: “Paid digital ads”. Digital advertising plays by harsh rules. It’s like turning on a tap attached to your bank account—you probably shouldn’t do it without a clear idea of what for and how long. With a newspaper, you could literally see the circulation and read the room: stacks of papers on newsstands, copies left on the bus, sections pulled out and passed around the diner. With digital ads, algorithms invisibly decide what counts as a view and the human feel is gone. Ad platforms like Meta and Google basically throw your ad in an air cannon, adjust the direction and elevation, and BOOM—fire it off like flyers from the sky when you’re not there to see them fall, then hand you faceless numbers. Your big local move is to write down exactly who you’re aiming at before creating ads or touching the controls: How old? What interests? Where do they live? A detailed profile gives you a way to demystify the numbers—"did I actually reach these people?" Writing that out is a plan.

Five channels down, five immediate plans, no consultant fee, no jargon. If it feels almost too simple, it’s not. There are no shortcuts, you still have to do the work, and pay for help when it’s needed. What’s different is having a map and marking down a course rather than just listening to a guide tell you where you should be going. Instead of looking for “this is the best Meta Ads strategy”, you want “Meta Ads settings explained”—understand the bare-bones basics, then you can decide what to try and whether to DIY or hire.

The digital equivalent of clean windows

For a brick-and-mortar local business, your base is the real world: knowing your customers, showing up at the right events, chatting, using the free sample, the business card and the trusty flyer. Digital’s job is to make sure you’re there when people are looking online. Maybe it turns out for your business, the best value is the digital equivalent of keeping the windows clean and the sidewalk clear. Or maybe it could help make your biggest business plans come true. Now you have what you need to find out.

Nothing here is actually new or unusual. Every ancestor who ever sized up a storm or a stranger was doing the same thing you just did with pen and paper: look hard at what’s in front of you, trust what you already know how to see to make sense of the unfamiliar, and hand off only the parts that you don’t want to DIY, without ever hiring blindly.

This is where Fix My Digital Marketing can help. Most owners who know what to do still don’t do it. There are too many good ideas, and each one sounds reasonable. There’s nowhere obvious to start. You can’t be sure if an idea is worth the time or money, or how long to keep at it to see if it works. And trying new things means you’re in it alone, with nobody to say what’s normal and what’s next. FixMy is there for all of that, with a fully mapped-out starting point written precisely for your actual business.

A one-time, flat-rate, no-BS service

FixMy charges a one-time fixed fee to clear away the digital clutter and deliver the top most effective things you can do for YOUR exact business. No retainers, no surprise invoices, no upsells, no quick fixes then waiting around for your next call.

The FixMy Total Reset zeroes in on the critical changes AND creative ideas that will make an actual real-world difference. Then we also you the tools you need to get the job done, and a local digital playbook to deal with issues whenever they come up.

Total Reset

Audit everything. Cut the dead weight. Do what works.

For a flat fee of $399, Total Reset equips you to operate a no-hassle daily marketing setup that actually boosts sales, and when needed, to launch new promotions and ad campaigns with no blind spots.

  • You fill out a survey to give us a clear idea of your business and your approach.
  • We go over every detail of everything you have online and prepare your custom-tailored, set-yourself-free action plan.

Putting things in order: This is your first play. You already proved you can run a first pass yourself—pen, paper, 20 minutes. We don’t hand you a stack of theoretical marketing advice; we deliver a specific, customized set of plans covering your entire online presence. It comes in four parts:

  • Deep-dive Website Inspection: A page-by-page breakdown of every corner of your site. We examine page topics and content, navigation, mobile performance, with every menu and form tested, every image checked, every word read. No SEO gimmicks, no color palettes, no obsessing over logos if you don’t already have one, a total focus on what customers are looking for when they visit. What to do and the reasons why for every detail.
  • Platform Keep-or-Kill: A line-by-line verdict on the digital platforms—like Facebook, Instagram, TikTok—that you’re using. We inspect your posts, images, and comments, along with email newsletters and SMS texts. You get exact, reasoned recommendations on which are working and which to safely archive. If you genuinely enjoy posting to a specific account, that’s excellent—now you can also see if it’s contributing to sales.
  • Google Profile Map-Check: An inspection of every setting and feature in your Google Business Profile and local map placement, like business category choice, verification status, and the contents of automatically generated menus people see in your profile. We ensure your contact data exactly matches with your website so search algorithms won’t confuse your business name, location, or phone, and instead route traffic straight to you. And we make sure that profile link points to a website page that offers direct sales support, like product details and special offers.
  • Vendor & Asset Audit: A strict review of your core accounts, apps, and outside web services. We look into the often overlooked details, like the name and email address in your domain registration that determines who controls it, crazily overpriced website hosting fees, outdated plugins that invite easy hacks, and no longer used services still on autopay—there’s a list! You can spend hundreds or thousands a year just by forgetting basic things. We check on the normally boring basics (and we don’t ask for any passwords or account access).

You may not enjoy going through the detail—we do. Having everything in top working order is never the wrong choice. And this is where paid advertising earns its own line: not a pen-and-paper channel, an air-cannon one—we make sure it’s aimed before you fire. Once this is all done, all you need is a few tools to be able to handle just about anything to do with digital marketing.

Real tools: Yes, they’re named like tools because that’s exactly what they are. If you’ve ever had one of those 193-piece everything-you’ll-ever-need toolsets, and realized you only ever use a half-dozen of them, this is your digital marketing half-dozen. They help you evaluate choices and reliably spot and avoid time-wasters and money pits.

  • BS detector: A single, adjustable sentence that captures what you sell and why it’s satisfying to deal with you—“fresh-baked bread from a cheerful pro baker.” It lets you test every word and photo to make sure you’re saying what you mean without the fake slickness of typical advertising.
  • Channel selector: A checklist of ALL major social platforms and digital marketing channels, paired with brief, specific verdict on whether each one worth is your time or not. These are baseline starting points—you can revise an assessment if a particular channel fits new plans.
  • Spend tester: A simple three-question filter for every marketing idea or ad proposal to make clear exactly what you’ll be spending—nail down the how long, how much, and how measured before you start.
  • Local ads mapper: A pre-launch checklist of basic rules to follow and mistakes not to make in setting up or reviewing hyperlocal Meta campaigns. Simple common errors quickly bleed your ad spend if you don’t match your target, set a tight radius and adjust default bid settings.
  • Best version tester: A quick real-world way to choose headlines and titles, photos, graphic designs, anything you can show to people who happen to be around.
  • Hiring checker: A working list of blunt questions to ask anyone selling you marketing services—from a part-time freelancer to a polished agency—to prove they’re competent and will do the job without padding.
  • Local digital playbook: The real-world ground rules of local online marketing—what to reasonably expect from social posting, paid advertising, agency experts, and all the other main pieces, in a set of capsule guides. It’s your permanent roadmap through the entire terrain.

Total Reset works like an easily remembered set of instructions on how to reach a hard-to-find place: “Turn left at the unmissable red building, continue until you see a single massive tree in a field, turn right.” You arrive at your destination.

No AI slop

A FixMy report is the digital version of a top-tier home or car inspection. We check EVERYTHING first-hand, pull your survey into the equation, and find a solid path forward. We’re located in Canada, not in some random data center. No generic fluff, no machine language filler, no telling you what you might want to hear—just the exact answers you need.

Getting started

After you fill out the quick form below, we’ll assess your business. In a couple of days, we’ll email a preliminary report. You confirm by paying a 50% deposit and we’re fully underway. The complete report takes about a week. And if you have any questions at all, jump to the contact form

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